Madrigals with Santa in the middle. I am not pictured as I might be mistaken as Mrs. Claus.
You know you are starting to get old when . . . you announce in Relief Society that you are about to become a grandmother! This is wonderful news, of course. But suddenly the wrinkles around my eyes are starting to look like furrows in the grain field. Excuse my rural upbringing, but that is the best simile I can come up with. Another problem is emerging: my new handle. I don't want to be called "Grandma." I am currently taking suggestions in this regard. Here are some frontrunners: Grammee, Nana (too Peter Pan dog-like), Grandmommy, Groovy Gran, Nan, and Professor. I like Nan, but my kids all think it sounds ridiculous.
. . . when the lights at Temple Square don't seem to be color coordinated any more. And it felt like the lines at Disneyland walking around the Square. But we did run into our missionary's companion who was delayed getting to Poland. She was temporarily reassigned to TS, and we got to hug her and hear her about her love for our daughter just two days before she flew to Poland and hugged our daughter. A true tender mercy!
You know you are starting to get old when . . . you go skiing with your daughter and she is four months pregnant and you are having a harder time buckling up your ski boots than she is . . . when you are thrilled to successfully get off the ski lift and enjoy the view---pine trees displaying powder white snow against a crystal blue sky----almost more than the ski run down . . . when you are thrilled when you are still in one piece when you finish for the day and you've only made three ski runs. . . . when the large amount of snow powder scares you to death.
. . . when you are holding on so tightly (especially compared to the free spirited daughter behind you!) that you can't straighten out your fingers until the cruise ship is back from the Bahamas, and you have flown home from Florida to Utah.
And finally, you know when you are old when your social calendar means the fun in funeral viewings. Five in two months!










